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barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

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nosrslyfu:

supremepeniskingsam:

fucking shit

fuck i thought it was a human hand at first

kyary:

a poem

theshirelock:

if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes




wtfjacquelinee:

joycakes:

This is really sweet! :’)
Son buys his mom a house for Mother’s Day!

holy shit i’m crying :’D






-keepsmiling:

One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.





preppyandclassy:

I have to read this book.

thedailywhat:

Justice Served of the Day: Instagrammed Meal Results in Identity Theft Arrest
Oh noz, it looks like Florida Man did it again. Back in January, an undercover IRS informant met up with a South Florida couple for a fancy dinner at a steakhouse, during which they handed him a flash drive allegedly containing more than 50,000 stolen identities that could be used to file fraudulent tax returns. Upon examining the drive, the IRS was able to recover about 50 stolen identities and trace its footprint to a man named “Troy Maye.” Now, catching a thief red-handed is no cakewalk, but in this case, it literally turned out to be as easy as running a Google search. After finding Maye’s now-private Instagram account via Google search, the authorities were surprised to find a geotagged photo of his delicious steak dinner (shown above) from the same night he had met up with the informant. And the rest is history—the couple were promptly arrested by IRS agents and they are now facing up to 12 years in federal prison and serious fines.




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